What’s ill is that, normal people are easy to ‘gift’..
Industry/artists/creative/assholes/nerds who have everything already.. not so easy. Sadly, everyone I know falls into this category. You have to get real sneaky and creative like about gifts.. Things others would get excited about, they either already have, or have done, or wouldn’t care for in the first place. I try to say “allnewfriends.com”(not real) all the time, but God doesn’t listen to me. Keeps sending me these crazy people to add to my friend roster.

Yeah, so people who are doing it.. please try and cease having unprotected sex around New Years, Valentines day … that area right there.. You are creating genius asshole children who all hang out together.. and its making all their friends very broke and tired.. cut it out. seriously..

My birthdays on November 26th..
touche..

This promoter( who will go unamed, because I am a NICE person) just explained that I haven’t been paid for a show I did over a week ago because…..it hurts me to type this…. Because…..drum roll……because she had BIRD FLU.

Did that sink in? Readers, are you ok?

BIRD MOTHERFUCKING FLIZZU.

how…

How do u even fix your mouth to say something like that? I read the text with this info in it and almost threw my phone across the room. Holy flying crap, Batman! WOW! I wish.. I really wish that I had the kind of gaul to say things like that to people..

“No, I couldn’t show up and perform because I had SCURVY.. Mad limes son..It was rough. Oh, no I’m ok now though.. Want me to come now?”

How’s about polio? The mumps? Bubonic plague? Sars? Those are all more believable than ” I had bird flu”. I do think bird flu is the funniest though. I wish I had been there in person, oh how I wish.

Now, ok.. On the off chance..lets just SAY, that out of the .. I don’t know… 1,005 people in the WORLD who HAD bird flu, you were 1,006. Like. Alright…well, damn man. That really, really sucks! You should be on the news yo! Aaaand, I totally apologize for being such an asshole and mocking your contraction of a potential pandemic. That is some crazy shit.! However, unless my MONEY has somehow contracted bird flu as well through osmosis… I still don’t care. Fuck you..pay me. This, my friends, is how people get fucked up.

anywho.

I thought I should share that one with you guys as a kick off to my blacksmith blogs. We shall now call the Blogsmiths. Yes.. That name will ring far and wide.. From the Tuberculosis mountaintops to the Ebola valleys, and through the Black Death seas.

My name is Jean Grae, and these are my stories.. Oh fuck.. I got tons of em. Just you wait. Just you fucking wait. Ok, I gotta run.. I think I just saw a unicorn. Might have my money on him…

Jean Grae