Why the hell is everyones birthday like, RIGHT NOW??!?!?!? Its been 8 birthdays so far i the past month. This is stupid. I am so birthdayed out its not even funny. Kweli, Corey included. Funny.. Corey thinks I didnt do anything for his birthday though. Ok, granted I only knew like…the day after.. but that doesn’t mean I didn’t care. His gift is silly. As soon as they get off my ass with the ’send us music” shit. I will totally gift him. Then later I will tell you guys.

What’s ill is that, normal people are easy to ‘gift’..
Industry/artists/creative/assholes/nerds who have everything already.. not so easy. Sadly, everyone I know falls into this category. You have to get real sneaky and creative like about gifts.. Things others would get excited about, they either already have, or have done, or wouldn’t care for in the first place. I try to say “allnewfriends.com”(not real) all the time, but God doesn’t listen to me. Keeps sending me these crazy people to add to my friend roster.

Yeah, so people who are doing it.. please try and cease having unprotected sex around New Years, Valentines day … that area right there.. You are creating genius asshole children who all hang out together.. and its making all their friends very broke and tired.. cut it out. seriously..

My birthdays on November 26th..
touche..

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